Some shit about hygiene and immunity

Did u notice when that swine flu stuff was going on there was this life buoy ad talking about how it could help.. exactly then i had decided to do a post about it, but somehow it slipped out of my mind. They make so much shit ads about this hygiene category, its really annoying. Often feel like dumping that ad wala family into a pile of shit.

The prob is that this excessive importance to hygiene is killing our immunity. Half of us has become like those foreigners if they eat something wrong they shit water. Fuck hygiene who cares about it. I never wash my hands before eating, and when people tell me about that i give some awesome dialogs like "jab mann saaf hai to haath saaf karne ki kya zaroorat" or when i dont bath "macchi pura din pani mein rehti hai phir bhi badboo aati hai" we need to give some practice to our system to deal with bacterias. We cant be all clean all the time.

Our last savior were those dirty pani puri waalas, who had combination of enuf dirty materials to train our system. Now there are these new breed hygienic pani puri walas, not dipping their hands in that water and all. So it doesnt tastes that good. The original taste was from all the dirty hand and that talab ka water they used. I still try to find those panipuri waalas and eat from there only. Scratching their groin before dripping it into the water, then cleaning their nose with the same hand and again dipping it. What a taste. I would often ask, kaunse gutter ka pani hai be?. Now eating this pani puri really makes the immunity system strong, u become a super man, then u can eat every shit like a suvar and be healthy. Todays new gen ppl with their obsession with hygienity will fall sick if they eat this kind of pani puri, street food or dhaba ka food.

Dirt is all in the mind, now there will be some chicks who say chee chee when that guy is scratching his balls but at night they are happy sucking dicks..So basically this hygeine and shit is all double standard. Exchanging saliva thru kissing is ok, but eating jhoota is not ok. So basically the shit i m talking here is perception of dirt and that things are not dirty but minds are. Its like for a brahmin thought of eating a chicken will make him puke, and for you the thought of eating a juicy caterpillar, but for others it might be a great delicacy. So basically u should not make the eww faces else someone like me just might feel to punch it. So basically we need to get used to it, and understand nothing is dirty, its just an illusion created by the mind and every one should get over it..

You notice the ads for children, they treat the childrens as if they were born in some other planet. Aap k maasoom bacche ki gand lag jayegi if he doesent drink "junior horlicks" btw horlicks sounds kind a kinky word, come on darling give me some horlicks. So they think million years of evolution hasnt thaught us anything the babies need horlicks and farex to grow. baby powder, baby oil, and all that baby shit put in your ass. The baby should actually play in mud, it should eat mud. Thats where it derives intelligence from, Thats where the immunity sets into the system. If the child is living on earth, then it should connect with earth. Keeping the baby in ac rooms not knowing what the actual environment on earth is, then he grows up and would behave like an alien. This is all stupid, all results of consumerism, they tell all the shitty lies for profit, and we duffers believe it.

Now we should understand it, before the whole human race becomes like an alien on this planet, have u seen that movie bubble boy or something, that his parents keep him in some plastic buble, telling a lie that if he gets out of it he will die.. Todays people are exactly making their kids like that. I see ppl making their small kids wearing shoes, why the shit, this is all wrong and this has to change.. you guys are mentally abducting the child..

so much typing, i m tired. gudness what a shitty post.

P.S. Thanks to every one who commented on last post i didnt expected most of you to comment. It was kinda check point for the reader, and u guys have proved that u are capable to digest every thing.. And i m really lucky to have such awesome readers who are capable enuf.

The Joy of Cheating (contains Textual Adult Content)

Rajesh and paresh sat in the living room watching tv and having their drink on a saturday evening. Paresh pointed that nuts are over, rajesh called for kaya his wife. A minute passed and paresh said dont trouble bhabhi she must be doing some work, i will get it myself.

Paresh goes to the kitchen and finds kaya standing there washing dishes, he goes near her and grabs her ass, without looking she whispers stop it, rajesh might be coming,
no he wont.
he grabs her hand and places it on his groin, see how hard i m. She keeps her hand their for a while feeling it. She is getting nervous now and tells him not now, go aways come 2moro noon.
But tomorrow is sunday he will be home.
Come early while he goes for joging
But i need more time..
She pushes him smiling and he goes back with more ground nuts.

As she continues doing dishes she remembers  how it all started. That noon she had been getting bored as usual, after watching the repeat telecast of her soaps, she kept on surfing the channels, tried to read some thing but she didnt felt like, she started the internet, read filmy gossips and stuff. soon she started watching porn. She started feeling hot, she was fondling her boobs and fingering, she woke up her baby and began feeding her milk and started enjoying the feel of baby sucking her nipples. she was fingering herself all the while, she didnt realise that paresh was standing at the door watching all this, he came near and whispered can i help?. she was shocked and realised she hadnt locked the door. She fumbled and arranged her clothes, put the baby in the cradle and asked what do u want? He said i actually came for some documents that are with rajesh but i dont want that now, i want you he said as he forwarded his hand towards her boobs. She asked him to get out and tried to push him away. She shouted at him as he was trying to grab her, she said i will tell rajesh. he replied yeh tell him i dont care.

He started rubbing her pussy and pressing her boobs, then he suddenly stopped. he said i got some urgent work today, i will come tomorrow. That night she thought to tell rajesh about it, but she was finding it uncomfortable to tell him, she was worried he might get hurt as he always had been an emotional person. She was not sure if he would stand the shock of his best friend doing this to his wife. She thought anyway he hadnt done much, she decided she will report if he does it again.
Every after noon she used to get bored doing nothing, she wanted some thing to happen, unconsciously she began waiting for paresh, she was feeling a new thrill, she wanted to feel his hands over the body, she decided she would try to protest him like yesterday, but from inside she wanted him. Bell rang she opened the door, it was paresh. He said "so waiting for me" she replied 'no'.
He moved his hands towards her boobs, she shrugged him away with anger, but she wanted him to touch again, it was a game that she played and paresh very well understood this. He caught her hand and moved towards his groin, she pulled it back, but she wanted to feel it. She went to the kitchen and started fidgeting with utensils, rajesh followed he, stood behind her, rubbing his dick on her ass crack. She didnt move, and he kept rubbing, slowly she moved her ass backward to feel more of his throbbing dick.

Soon he said i m going, will come tomorrow. Thats how he played his game, slowly, step by step, every day. Now she was thinking of him when rajesh was fucking her, she thought of him all day thinking and masturbating. She would now dutifully wait for him, and she still resisted but wanted him. Then one day she couldnt take it anymore, as soon as paresh entered the house, she moved her hand straight to his zip and pulled down his pant caught hold of his dick, paresh laughed thats what i wanted bitch,  that was the best blow job in paresh's life. From that day there was no looking back, every afternoon they had sex.

She was thrilled at the thought of cheating her husband, when they fucked in the bedroom, she looked at her husbands photo and the thought of cheating him excited her more. She would often call her husband at the office while they are having sex, she would talk sex with her husband while they have sex. Paresh also got excited by this, he would also sometimes call rajesh while they had sex. While he sprayed cum into her mouth he would say to rajesh that he was feeding his dog. And kaya would wiggle her ass listening to him, licking his limp dick like a dog.

There were moments when she thought that she is doing wrong, but then passion always overcomes morals. The thought of cheating and its excitement has so much power, the idea of sharing a common secret only know to them was thrilling. The most exciting thing kaya liked was the way they stole glances at each other when rajesh was around, she would purposefully keep her blouse button open and wont wear bra when in front of paresh, she teased him like that, she would rub her hand on his dick without rajesh knowing. This was all too exciting for her to stop. It was kind of a love born out of the feeling to cheat. It was the excitement of breaking the rule. It was like the first drink, the first smoke done without anyone's knowledge. It had the risk that was exciting, it was like driving a formula 1 car, fast, risky. She would often compare it with the roller coaster ride, the fear the joy all mixed up.

Cheating always has an excitement to it, i can remember when i initially started my scam work the feel it had was great, the feeling that you are smarter than others, the mystery that it brings to your characters. It becomes all too exciting, you actually start feeling pride at your idea, the thing that you are doing, it gives that feeling of rebelion the feeling of a fight at some level with the rules and customs of this world. It gives the feeling that you are fighting against the world. But slowly the excitement and everything wanes away and you start feeling guilt. Then we try to do good things, u stop liking it anymore and a huge dose of morality gets injected into your brain. But there are times when that doesnt happen as in the case of rajesh and kaya.

Cheating can be done with the intention of profit, but some cheating are just for the sake of cheating, the feel of it. What do hackers get with all their hard work, no name, no profit, nothing. But the feeling of outsmarting the system gives a tremendous feel of accomplishment. How many of us felt like robbing a bank, just for the excitemet of it, i felt it a lot of time, i still feel excited at the thought of it. Why do we like movies in which they rob banks, casinos, why do we like such con characters who are cheating, its because we share the same feeling to cheat. I know its a weird kind of feeling that we actually dont notice, but its there in every one of us. Ist a feeling to revolt.

Cheers to the diversity of human emotions!

P.S. I dont want any bhashan on the nature of content in this post, if u still feel like critisizing make sure u have good points.

Not feeling like blogging these days, mentally i m very busy, as i had made plans to shift to legal stuffs before my paap ka ghada gets filled, i m spending time on that. If not for my work my paap ka ghada would have been totally empty which would be so unhuman.
Also paisa probs seems to be getting bigger, all these jafa is not conductive for blogging, as it requires peace of mind and clarity of thoughts..
I stumbled upon a pic at loljesus.com which i would share with u ppl.

Anyway christianity is the most stupidest religion ever. The bible is the book of stupidity and is the biggest proof of inexistence of gods. Anyway jesus was son of a god not god itself thats what the bible says. I dont understand how cud ppl belive in such crazy stuff, well then ppl belive in those funny UFO stories too..I need to stop, if i dont it will become a long post..with which i cant do justice right now.

Gd Bye, Gd luck,
Maya

Game of Chance

Whenever i go to kerala, i buy lotteries daily, its kind a time pass thinking about what you will do if you win money, I guess this is what makes a person a lottery addict, which you can find in great numbers there, generally laborers spend half of their earning on drinking and lottery.

Lotteries are legal in some 13 states in India, and most of these lotteries are issued by state governments themselves and these provide good earnings to the state.Not to forget the direct and indirect employment that it provides. Most people think of lotteries as social evil, on the lines of gambling. Thou lotteries are legal in some parts of the country, gambling is totally illegal except for goa and sikkim. In Goa gambling is basically targeted towards foreign tourists, sikkim has only one casino because of that most of the Indian gamblers go to Nepal. Even after serious restrictions indian gambling market is estimated at around 60 billion (includes illegal gambling). Gamblers going to nepal results in loss of revenue for the state.

If some of the states can allow lotteries why cant they allow gambling aswell. Whats wrong with gambling its just a game that involves money, tell me which game in the world does not involve money. Money is the only reason that games exist in this world.  I am of the opinion that gambling, lotteries and betting should be legalised nationwide. Currently lot of betting happens but they are underground, if betting is legalised, the state can earn so much money and use them for some constructive purpose. Now horse betting is legal, ask me why? because of amirs what else. There is always provision for amirs, whats the difference between betting on a horse race and a cricket match. So it doesnt make any sense. Also lottery is as addictive as gambling, and the online lottery thing which is legal is nothing less than a slot machine.

I believe there is no such thing as a game of talent, all games are game of chance, because talent itself is by chance,  nobody earns talent, talent is given by nature which is by chance.

Gambling provides a hope for the lesser talented to be rich, and the state has no right to limit this rightful chance. Now this guy had been unlucky while nature has been doling out talents, but he needs to get another chance, he needs a hand yet again at the game of chance, his only hope to live a better life, his only hope to get out of mediocrity.

Now there are people who consider it as a social evil, which actually means that its harmful for a society if its members indulge in gambling. But then why is alcohol and lottery legal, lot of people live miserable life because of that, why dont u fuckers ban that too.

The main thing people fail to understand is that. if you legalise gambling its not that every one will start gambling, only a few will do. There are lot of places where gambling is legal, so does that make all people living in those region miserable. My opinion is that gambling is just like any other business. It brings prosperity to the region where ever it operators. See vegas for example, it was a banjar desert, and see what its now. See what the chinese are doing with macau, they are now trying to give vegas a run for its money. And what we fuckers are doing?. Not a fucking thing, nobody is giving it a thought either, nobody is debating over it.

For me gambling represents freedom. If the govt. is too worried about garibs, then they can start with internet gambling with access to credit card holders only, that way they could screen out some people (thou i wont like that). It can be done slowly, or allow it in all the tourist places, or build a gambling SEZ. There are lot of ways to do it. But no fucker is willing to take a lead.

What a fucking non-sense. Is this freedom, every fucking thing is banned here. Ban love, nobody suffers more than people in love.

A trip to mount abu

(R1's car)

R1 bought a car last month, so we decided a trip has to be done. We zeroed on mount abu as its around 350 km from here, so the journey would be short and the expenses would be bearable. Also R1 had installed a CNG kit, and its so sasta with CNG, almost it costs appx. 1/4th compared to petrol. I and R1 were drinking on last thursday and we made the plan for the next day. Early next day we called R2 and informed, he said he would be free by noon. He was pawning his bike, we needed another 2 people so the overall cost could be shared. R1 started the work of calling, and he called almost 100 people. Those who had money were busy and those who were free didnt have money, and those who were free and had money were married.

Atlast we got 2 brothers, rng and vnl. We took off from baroda by 4 or 5 pm, reached abu road by 9pm. Had to take a some stops in between as gas has to be refilled frequently. We stayed at talhati that night didnt go up to the mount. Liquor shops had been closed by then, asked the hotel ppl to arrange for it, it cost 850rs for an full mc dowells whiskey and 2 quarters of officers choice. We can get that much stuff for 450 back in gujarat. And surprisingly that was a "for sale in chandigarh stuff" the same that we get back in gujarat. We came here to drink sasta daru and we had to pay a premium for it.

Next day at around 10 we left for the mountain top, we had heard stories about bitter cold in minus, but when we reached, there wasnt much cold it was as normal as in gujarat. We walked around some liquor stores, and we found all the stuffs to be extremely costly way above their MRP. And most of the stuffs were smuggled haryana and chandigarh stuff. Unlike most other states there werent any govt. liquor shops. All were private and they charged as per their wish. This is a fine example of market dynamics, u go to kerala and u can find stuff from goa, in guj and rajashtan u get stuff of haryana and chandigarh, earlier in gujarat we used to get rajasthani stuff but since the prices were increased recently our stuff now comes from haryana, chandigarh, daman, and sometimes even from goa and karnataka.

(Things that matter)

Some guy told us about  nearby wildlife sanctuary, so we filled our stuff, a crate of beer and 2 bottles of vodka the green apple flavour wala (we dont get these back in guj, we get only whiskey). We reached in the sanctuary and its a nice thick jungle. We befriended with the chaukidar and he found us a good place to drink.

(chaukidar in front, R2 in center, me at the end)

Nice place it was, with water and thick bamboo jungle, we roamed a lot thru the jungles after finishing our drink. The chaukidar invited us for a night camp, and it was decided that we would come late in night with chicken and he would roast the chicken for us.

After that we went for a drive and we stopped at a place and climbed a near by hillock and were drinking beer, 2 police people came and called us down, they were planning for a tod pani, R1 the master salesman talked with them and offered them 2 beers which were left, they asked us to follow them to a khopcha where they can be handed over the beer secretly, they asked us to follow them, we followed them slowly and as soon as there was some space for a turn we turned and sped away, that was super fun to make chutiya of a police wala. We found a hotel for us and started the drinking session again along with tapni, now it was really cold.

(getting some heat, alcohol wasnt enuf)

But at night when we called the chaukidar, he had to go for some work with his sahab, so that plan got cancelled. I slept early and others did tightgiri thoroghtout the night, vnl was rolling on the road.

Next day after vacating our hotel, we bought a wine (9 hills), a whiskey (antiquity) some breezers and beers, and went off to some nearby jungle. Found a good place, started gambling along with drinking. After that we went to this place called honeymoon point, nice place nice view.

(R1 making a peg, R2 on the side)

(a view from honey moon point)

R1 is a big showoff, the wine had got over so he filled it with water, it had a nice bottle. The whole Mount abu is filled with only gujarati tourists, all the amdavadis go there, as its just 150 km from there for drinking, at this time a tight gujarati (gujaratis get drunk very easily) who was chipking with us, i always enjoy watching tight people. Now R1 gave him the bottle of water filled wine bottle, asking him to taste. He took a few gulps and was all praise for it, he became very happy and was telling all his friends that he had drank videshi wine. R1 gave him big bundles about the wine costing 500$ and all.

(Rules that doesnt matter)

After that we headed back home, bought some beer for us, and R2 bought 2 quarters of rum (he is a rum lover) for our ride back. R2 and Rng got full tight and the ride back was annoying, R1 was loosing his temper all the while, as he was worried about being caught on the check post. There wasnt much checking and we entered gujarat, we took a hold for a night in mehsana where r1's brother lives, we drank again, his brother has arranged for chicken and 2 bottles of derby. Rng and vnl drank a lot, i, R1 and R2 couldnt drink much, We ate and slept and next morning headed back to baroda.

So the trip was average, not much adventure as expected, but neither too bad.

Yesterday was uttarayan was average, noting new. anyway these festivals never work for me. Flew some kites, drank.  me and R1 were together, others were at their place. Today is vasi uttrayan. already feeling bored. Lot of pending work to be completed.

P.S. The dates in pictures are different, as the camera hadnt been set earlier, its only later tht the dates were set.